Anna is English, wordish, girlish, nerdish. She would rather be podcasting than working, and would rather be playing Stardew Valley than just about anything right now. You may know her as @thiefree. This is her face. She is single. She has lost sight of what this bio is meant to be.
Kaz is wondering if there is another version of her in an alternative reality / fantasy land, writing an awesome bio about all the amazing and wonderful things she does. But you don't have that version of Kaz, you have this one: the tongue-tied book worm and anime addict who overfeeds her cat (it's not my fault!! His face is so cute), and who, on gaining magical superpowers, would probably become a villain.
Ben is bad at writing bios in a timely fashion, but will notice and amend this any day now.